A 94 year old man has been convicted and jailed for sexual offences dating back decades. Bent over his zimmer frame, unable to walk up stairs, bath or dress himself, Judge David Goodin got great satisfaction out of claiming that his court was ‘not in the business of passing cruel, degrading and inhumane sentences’ but handed the man a cruel, degrading and inhumane sentence anyway.
Now that Judge David Goodin has been responsible for jailing the oldest ‘paedophile’ ever in the UK he is clearly in for a great promotion and career boost. Perhaps he will now be able to be Keir Starmer’s successor as Labour’s victim advisor and advise on the most saddistic and inhumane punishments that the human imagination can dream up for ‘perpetrators’. Perhaps a kind of modern day Auschwitz with nice bright, airy, glass gas chambers equipped with a modern surgical castration pre-execution chamber would be one of his suggestions.
Update: The vulnerable 94 year old has now died in prison after falling out of his prison bed and sufferimg fatal injuries. No doubt the dishonorable Judge David Goodin will be most satisfied after his involvement with this horrific execution.