Hurray, finally a sex law designed to target the police! The police are to be banned from having sex while on duty, reports the Daily Mail.
The question we must ask ourselves is: Will this include stopping police officers in the ‘paedophile unit’ from fapping off to child porn that they just raided from some random bloke? Perhaps we need to find a way to catch them in the act.
It should be noted that the police are also to be banned from being rude to members of the public. So, fellow freedom fighters, walk down your local neighborhood with a video camera and film any coppers you see being rude or having sex while on duty – there are bound to be loads!