Is the National Crime Agency a terrorist organisation?

I recently decided to investigate the question of whether the UK’s National Crime Agency is a terrorist organisation or not. I have come to the conclusion that they are and sent them an e-mail to that effect (see below) which includes me asking them to prosecute themselves. I also forwarded it to the Crown Prosecution Service. Not sure if I’ll get a reply but it’s worth a try, right? And to me it seems pretty watertight that they actually do legally qualify as engaging in terrorism.


I have a concern that I would like to address: Is the National Crime Agency a terrorist organisation? My understanding is that under the governments own definition of terrorism, the National Crime Agency IS a terrorist organisation. Which creates an interesting conundrum as it appears you are duty bound to arrest and dismantle yourselves – will you?

Let’s go over WHY the National Crime Agency is a terrorist organisation. Under the Terrorism Act 2000 terrorism is defined as:

(1)In this Act “terrorism” means the use or threat of action where—

(a)the action falls within subsection (2),

(b)the use or threat is designed to influence the government [F1or an international governmental organisation] or to intimidate the public or a section of the public, and

(c)the use or threat is made for the purpose of advancing a political, religious [F2, racial] or ideological cause.

(2)Action falls within this subsection if it—

(a)involves serious violence against a person,

(b)involves serious damage to property,

(c)endangers a person’s life, other than that of the person committing the action,

(d)creates a serious risk to the health or safety of the public or a section of the public, or

(e)is designed seriously to interfere with or seriously to disrupt an electronic system.

For the requirement of (1)(a) I believe under subsection 2 the NCA qualifies for (a), (b), (c), (d) and (e). My reasons for qualifying NCA under each category:

(a) Kidnapping men in “dawn raids” at 6am in the morning is serious violence. Furthermore the NCA then holds these men hostage for many years – even their entire lives.

(b) Kicking a blokes front door down, burgling his home and stealing thousands of pounds of laptops, USB sticks, hard drives etc etc is serious damage to property.

(c) Sending men to prison as “subhuman paedophiles” and putting a target on their back to be raped (I mean real rape not feminist rape) by other prisoners, beaten and even murdered is endangering their life. Many commit suicide as a result of their horrifying situation even if they are not murdered.

(d) Your vile man-hating propaganda (e.g. “we will come after you if you talk to a 15 year old girl”) creates serious depression in many men, particularly those with higher levels of social anxiety or who have more difficulty making relationships as they come to realise that the NCA will come after them if they ever try to have a relationship by using some “rape” or “paedophilia” charge.

(e) The NCA have been doing significant work to disrupt the Tor network in order to catch vulnerable, innocent, socially awkward men that are fapping off to victimless images of 17 year old girls wearing bikinis.

For the requirement of (1)(b) I argue that the NCA frequently sends out violent threats to men across the country reminding them that if they view an image of a 17 year old girl wearing a bikini or talk to a cute 15 year old on the internet then they will be brutally raped and beaten in prison for the rest of their lives. This is usually done in the form of the “news” whereby other men caught by the NCA are shown suffering unspeakable horrors at their hands (much like the videos of beheadings that are put out by ISIS). This has intimidated the public to such an extent that having sexual relationships with teenage girls has actually become denormalised, even though it is – and was – entirely normal.

For the requirement of (1)(c) I argue that the NCA is trying to advance the ideological cause of “feminism”, a fundamentally sexist (man-hating) ideology that believes male sexuality is dangerous and must be brutally punished and repressed. Feminism is especially promoted by old, ugly, sexually jealous women who wish to raise their own sexual market value by criminalising sex with younger more attractive girls (hence the real reason for the ‘age of consent’). This is further evidenced by the fact that your Director General, Lynne Owens, is a woman. Ultimately, in the words of one feminist leader, Bahar Mustafa, the end goal is to #KillAllWhiteMen.

Given the overwhelming evidence against the NCA I trust you will be immediately seeking to arrest and prosecute yourselves. I would appreciate your response as to whether you accept that you are indeed a terrorist organisation, and if not, then why not. I am also CCing this e-mail to the CPS in the hope that, if you decide not to lock yourselves up then they can begin a prosecution.


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